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Saturday, May 13, 2006

Bomb Iraq>

Sing to the tune of " If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands"

When you're happy and you know it bomb Iraq

If you cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are frisky,
Pakistan is looking shifty,
North Korea is too risky,
Bomb Iraq.

If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq.
If we think someone has dissed us, bomb Iraq.
So to hell with the inspections,
Let's look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions,
Bomb Iraq.

It's "pre-emptive non-aggression", bomb Iraq.
Let's prevent this mass destruction, bomb Iraq.
They've got weapons we can't see,
And that's good enough for me
'Cos it'a ll the proof I need
Bomb Iraq.

If you never were elected, bomb Iraq.
If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq.
If you think Saddam's gone mad,
With the weapons that he had,
(And he tried to kill your dad),
Bomb Iraq.

If your corporate fraud is growin', bomb Iraq.
If your ties to it are showin', bomb Iraq.
If your politics are sleazy,
And hiding that ain't easy,
And your manhood's getting queasy,
Bomb Iraq.

Fall in line and follow orders, bomb Iraq.
For our might knows not our borders, bomb Iraq.
Disagree? We'll call it treason,
Let's make war not love this season,
Even if we have no reason,
Bomb Iraq.

# posted by La' Mest at 12:56 pm

Wednesday, May 03, 2006

The Price of Debauchery>

this poem is super cool.. haha

My mother said,"There are no joys
in ever kissing silly boys.
just one small kiss and one small squeeze
can land you with some foul disease."

"But Mum, d'you mean from just a kiss?"

"You know quite well my meaning, miss."

Last week when coming home from school
i clean forgot Mum's golden rule.
I let Tom Young, that handsome louse,
Steal one small kiss behind my housh.

Oh, woe is me! I've paid the price!
I should have listened to advice.
My Mum was right one hundredfold!
I've caught Tom's horrid runny cold!

~Roald Dahl

# posted by La' Mest at 8:57 pm

Rock-Climbing Rocks>

haha alot of people have been complaining that i havent posted for a super super long time.. haha.. well lets start with my day..

hmm.. boring day at sch.. nothing much.. oh except during pe.. haha ok u shall hear..

ran 2 runs because it was going to rain.. and we had to do our belay test.. yup so did the test and everything.. everyone passed then we started climbing.. haha the first one up got quite high before she finally couldn't go on.. so she let go.. after much reassurance that we would catch her.. haha bad idea.. she screamed and screamed and screamed and screamed and didn't quit until she was on the ground.. haha.. everyone in the stadium was like frozen, looking at her screaming and screaming.. haha.. it was totally funny.. we were in fits of laughter..

haha.. well i climbed too haha and met with a little accident.. ok i climbed and when i couldn't go on i let go la.. like duh.. =P haha.. well think my belayer couldn't get a grip on the rope.. so i fell and fell and fell.. all the way until i hit my butt on the ground.. *ouch* haha.. dunno whether i screamed?? o.O?? haha cant remember.. but it was painful.. haha.. dunno what happened but my butt and my leg was damn pain.. was limping around the whole day..thank goodness its way better now.. =]haha dun worry theodora.. i'm fine.. actually i think it was kinda fun.. haha.. dun worry

yup that was my day.. =] kinda boring but hey.. that life.. =P haha

# posted by La' Mest at 8:35 pm